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Normal Person : Hey that girl is cute! I'm gonna go talk to
her.
Douchebag : Oh,
her? I struggle to find her attractive because she is substantially less
educated than I am. I'm not saying I'm too good for her, its just a fact:
I'm
sapiosexual.
WHAT IS SAPIOSEXUAL?
Sapiosexuals claim to be sexually
attracted to their definition of intelligence. It's a new term that usually
means you're attracted to someone who is able to explain things like scientific
theories or philosophy or write poetry. It's basically whatever their specific
idea of intelligence is.
This
is not to say that they date 'unattractive' people or that physical appearance
does not matter; the individual just does not put as much importance or
emphasis on attractiveness.
Are
You A Sapiosexual ?
According
to www.bustle.com, that a sapiosexual would agree with this following
statement:
- "I love a man/woman who not
only behaves intelligently, but dresses intelligently as well."
- "Ignorant or stupid people
make me feel very irritated or even disgusted."
- "I enjoy subtle flirtations
or mind games that leave the mind wondering whether someone likes me or
not."
- "I’d love for someone to
recite a long and complicated piece of literature before foreplay."
So,
If you agreed with it then probably you are a sapiosexual.
How
You Date A Sapiosexual ?
Taking
on Elite Daily, Sapiosexuals can be turned on in a variety of ways that don’t
include physical touch. Here are a couple examples:
1.
Invite them as a date to a work event, a museum, a model car show or a
restaurant that serves only variations of fried goat's brain — and don't
apologize for it. Let them know you know they are capable of navigating the
strangest of situations. It will boost their confidence and also the wish to
hump you.
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2.
Reveal your twisted, perverse sense of humor in a nonchalant manner, like a
whisper in their ear, intended only for them, when surrounded by people.
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3.
Use correct spelling when messaging on social media. You will have them at
proper capitalization and writing “you.” And, while you are at it, ask them how
to correctly pronounce/spell their surname.
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4.
Take them home and show them how big it is — your book collection, that is.
Sapiosexual or not, the world would be a better place if we all pledged not to
f*ck people who don't have a single book at home.
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5.
Don't take yourself too seriously; be a fearless dancer, shake it like it is
1968, howl in the karaoke bar as if you wanted to raise your ancestors from
their graves. Sapiosexuals know that the human condition is, at best,
ridiculous, and they melt when someone else is smart enough to see that.
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6.
Lean in close, look into their eyes and tell them about your work, using all
the nerdy terms you can grab in your moment of excitement. Show an
unapologetic, nerdy passion for what you do, and their pants will come down
immediately.
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7. If
you are clueless about a topic, admit it. Intelligent people are not afraid to
admit when they don't know something because there are plenty other things they
do know.
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8.
Read your favorite book to them; it will be like pure erotica to a
sapiosexual's ears. Let the words and the sound of your voice flood over them,
washing away any last doubt that all they want to do is ride you like you’re
the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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